Breast Milk and Beer: A Comparison

Sadly, it has take until baby #3 for this epiphany to occur to me.

In this scientific comparison, it is a baby drinking the breast milk and an adult of legal age partaking in the beer.

#1- Just a couple of sips and you get very relaxed
#2- Drink enough and you'll pass out.
#3- Drink too much and you'll throw it all up (this does not deter you from going back for more).
#4- Both can give you the shits.
#5- Both are better drunk from the tap, but a bottle of either will suffice.
#6- Baby milk and beer can really pack on the pounds.
#7- It's ok for milk to be nursed. However, you will be made fun of by your friends for nursing your beer.

Am I missing anything?